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Denise Carter and Weight Loss

June 15, 2017June 15, 2017 admin Leave a comment

I’ve been working on weight loss… And it’s funny, how did I expect to lose all this extra cushion quickly, when I didn’t get it quickly. I decided I had to change my eating habits and exercise every day for one hour I went to a spin class and boy oh boy did I took […]

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RIP Charlie Murphy

April 13, 2017April 13, 2017 admin Leave a comment

It is with a heavy heart that we have lost an amazing comedian Charlie Murphy rest in peace… Charlie has paved the way for many comedians up-and-coming and he gave us a path to follow. I will be forever grateful thanks for making me laugh Charlie.

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When you go to the dentist

March 31, 2017March 31, 2017 admin Leave a comment

When you go to the dentist and they want to have a full-fledged conversation….”How are your kids doing?”….How am I supposed to talk with all that shit(water pick, suction hose, mirror, their hands) in my mouth….. Do you ever wonder why they never asked you to explain all the grunts and growls? My Dentist says […]

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When someones kid gives you the middle finger…

October 1, 2016October 1, 2016 admin Leave a comment

Today, I had the pleasure of receiving the middle finger from a four-year-old in the waiting area at the hospital. 👀 On four separate occasions, the same little boy flip me off with a feeling, while he was sitting next to his dad. I couldn’t believe how he did it, he said nothing, but he […]

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When life throws you a curve ball….

September 30, 2016September 30, 2016 admin Leave a comment

I found that if I use the feel, felt, found theory, I can dodge the impact. I know how you feel. I’ve often felt that way before. I found that if I can find laughter in it, I’ll be alright. Laughter is the best medicine. Denise Carter

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Oxnard’s #1 Female Comedian

According to the VCReporter's Best of Ventura in 2019, Denise is the only female comedian voted in the Top 3. Congratulations Denise!

Fun facts about Denise

Denise Carter was voted most humorous at Haydock Jr. High School. Who knew she would turn out to be a professional and amusing entertainer from Oxnard, CA.

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